Do I have to have a title?

Apr 17

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:


“My parents are bread.
And you’re toast.”

  #not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded  

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

saltwatertherapy:

otterbatch:

onedirectionstraighttohell:littleliesl:

“My parents are bread.

And you’re toast.”

#not the hero that gotham deserved #but the one that it kneaded

The Dark Knight Rises

Stop

(Source: doodlecat, via sleepwalkerindreamersclothing)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad

And HE’S dad…

WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

(via sleepwalkerindreamersclothing)

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Apr 02

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go New York! 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go New York! 

Mar 20

(Source: ladyscandal, via ryanishka)

rankinqs:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?
Here’s how this will work:
You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
This will be over on March 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.
I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.
Here’s what the winner will get:
Canon EOS 1100D
Camera Cover R-F-3
Battery Charger LC-E10E
EUR AC Cable 1m
Battery pack LP-E10
Battery cover
Interface cable IFC-130U
All the disks needed.
The camera is basically brand new.
If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.
Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”
A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!
Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”
A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)
Good luck.

rankinqs:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?

Here’s how this will work:

I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.

Here’s what the winner will get:

The camera is basically brand new.

If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.

Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”

A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!

Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”

A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)

Good luck.

(via alyholic)

Mar 19

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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

(via hannibals-souffle)

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kayewithane:

Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out

(via totaltheatregeek)

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

(via hannibals-souffle)

vixyish:

delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

(via hannibals-souffle)

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

(via hannibals-souffle)

Mar 18

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