giantmechanicalants:

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.

(via hannibals-souffle)

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*
darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(via nutmmmegan)

georgianadesign:

Westwood Cabinetry and Millwork, Columbus, OH.

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(via staccatosounds)

25 Truly Useful Inventions That You Never Knew You Needed

beben-eleben:

Ironing Board Mirror

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The Rolling Bench That You Can Use After Rain

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Hour Glass LED Traffic Lights

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Universal Wrapping Paper

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Cup Holder Umbrella

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Toothpaste Tube Squeezer

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Baby Stroller and Scooter Hybrid

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Mirror Wiper

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Spaghetti Measuring Tool

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Rotating 360° Lego Sockets

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(via nutmmmegan)

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

(via departured)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.


Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.


Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.


Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.


Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via departured)

“A good goal should scare you a little and excite you a lot.”
— Chris Soriano (via addicted2success-1)

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